Whatcha Call That Thang?04/27/2014
Someone made fun of me recently for referring to my penis as my “pecker.”
It never seemed silly or unusual to me. I have called it that for years.
As long as I remember, really.
Maybe it’s a Southern thing.
I’m pretty sure it’s something I picked up from my Daddy.
But, it’s not the only word I use.
“Pecker” is just my everyday-walking-around word.
Sometimes if I am feeling horny and playful,1 I refer to it as “The Beast.”
And when I mean business, it’s “Cock.”
Blunt and to the point.
Those three are pretty much my go-to words, depending on the situation.
So, what do you call it?
and confident. ↩