Put Away Your Toys
Posted on February 23, 2012
Last weekend, The Attorney and I were watching a porno.
He generally tends to be more into than I am.
I think about it much.
I start wondering about things.
Like I’ll wonder (skeptically) if the actor playing the college quarterback could actually throw a football.
Or why porno cowboys’ saddles are always on a fence rather than horses.
Or why they seem to always edit it so that rubbers suddenly appear on dicks like it was a dirty episode of “Bewitched.”
In the one we were watching, a bottom was getting pounded with a big ol’ rubber cock.
And the guy giving it to him had a big ol’ hard on at the same time.
All I could think was “WHY?”
Why would you use a toy on your partner’s hole when you’re rockin’ a real flesh boner of your own.
I get the sex toy thing if you’re alone and need to take care of yourself.
I’ll even admit that I have been intrigued enough by those Fleshjack things to be a keystroke or two away from ordering one. (Although I still have trouble believing that the tiny opening will stretch enough for fellas with any serious girth. But if the good folks at Fleshjack want to convince me with one to test drive, they can always e-mail me.)
But that would just be to get me to the weekend. Because, if The Attorney is around, it’s time to put away my toys.
I’d rather give him a pound of my flesh.
But then, I can throw a football, too.
This entry and the last one (about the sick attorney) is somewhat more explicit than usual. It would be interesting if you eventually go into greater detail about your experiences as a guy with a big endowment. But I’m assuming your SO and others you’ve had sex with through the years didn’t take that aspect of you in a ho-hum, no-BFD way.
The actors ride real horses in Cowboys from Raging Stallion Studios. Buy that one for the attorney and he will be very surprised and pleased! That set is fabulous porn! I don’t know what porn the attorney is watching, but it can’t be too good if your thoughts are wandering during it. LOL! Maybe try reading some of my reviews before you buy next time. There is some porn where the condoms do not magically appear. For example, in LoganMcCree.tv all condom donning is shown every time. On Stag Homme Studios the condom donning is typically, but not always shown. I would highly recommend Raging Stallion’s Brutal, Giants, Cowboys, and any of the Stag Homme DVDs released by them. All of these titles are reviewed on my blog Tony. Do some research first and then you can please your man.
Perhaps I am old fashioned, but if my partner and I do not have enough dick between the two of us, a rubber dick has no appeal.
2 things I hate: Seatbelts and condoms. I would not be watching that porn. That being said, if I were as lucky as The Attorney, I doubt I would be watching ANY porn!