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Large Questions 3

08/3/2012

Latest installment of reader questions.

Q. When was the last time you had a vacation? How long and where did you go ?

A real honest-to-God vacation.  Lordy, I’m thinking about 13 years or so. It was Myrtle Beach for a few days.

Q. When are you coming down under? I know you say you are from the south but you aint as far south as me!

Since your toilets flush backwards and Christmas is in the summer, does that mean you are really further north?  Actually, Australia is on my list of places to visit someday.  Along with Italy, New York, San Francisco, and Houston.

Q. What are the Attorney’s feelings (and yours) about your “long distance relationship” of sorts? Has it ever caused any rifts? Will it change at some point?

It is something that he has had more trouble with than I have.  We actually split up over it for a while early in the relationship. It took him a while to really understand that it’s circumstance, not a preference.  It probably won’t change until Granny passes, although we manage it better now than we used to.  After that, who knows?  Even though he was born in the country, and I was born in the city,  now he’s really a city mouse and I’m really a country mouse.  So we have that to come to terms with.

Q. Reference has been made to your Tumblr page; is it accessible to your readers?

Yes.  You’ve had the power all along.

Q. Is your cock intact or cut? How about the attorney’s? Do you have a preference?

Cut and cut. No preference.  I really don’t have preferences when it comes to peckers. I reserve that for asses and legs.  I sometimes wonder “what if” I had not been circumcised.  It would be a little bit thicker, which would be cool.

 

More to come.

Something you want to know?

Ask me, maybe.

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Furry Tail – NSFW

08/2/2012

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It would be like dragging a heavy log through thick brush.

But, I’ve never been one afraid of a little hard work.

That’s just part of being a lumberjack.

Besides, everyone knows that furry tails always have a happy ending.

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Monogamy-Go-Round

08/1/2012

Can you say how many folks you’ve had sex with?

I can’t.

Not a firm number, anyway.

Not because there’s been all that many.

The number is probably a lot less that most of you probably think it is.

Especially if we’re only counting men.

Many of them were so long ago, I’m not sure I remember anymore.

I remember the standouts, of course. But I’ve been knocking it solely with The Attorney a little more than five years and I had about a year and a half hiatus before that.

So that makes it about seven years since I have taken anybody to the mat other than him.

And it’s highly unlikely that I will ever have sex with another man again.

Other than The Attorney, I mean.

Because I’m the monogamous type.

And I’m invested enough in this current ride on the monogamy-go-round to have a lifetime ticket.

But, that doesn’t mean I might not spot a pretty face in the crowd rolling by. One that I might want to take a couple of spins with.

Here’s the thing about monogamy: It erases all the barriers to sexual fulfillment with the one you love while, at the same time, cock-blocking any fulfillment with the ones you lust after.

And as long as I have my senses and a steady blood flow into my britches, I will know lust.

I won’t deny there’s a bedroom bucket list.

I don’t think it’s a bad thing to have desire for men other than your own.

In fact, I think it’s healthy.

A friend of The Attorney likes to say, “Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t go to Kroger’s.”

On one hand, I have to agree. I don’t really believe humans are wired for monogamy.

Especially male humans.

It’s just something we are taught is supposed to be.

But, I was also taught that being an ass hound is sinful.

Yet I have managed to reconciled that breach of ethics in myself.

So why do I feel so strongly about monogamy for myself?

I don’t know.

Maybe it’s simply the way my particular wiring works.

I’m not going to pretend that I haven’t thrown the log on a few fires, but in those times I have been serious with someone, I’ve always been all in.

Folks who are in open relationships have always fascinated me. It’s almost having your cake and eating it.

And I applaud those who are able to make it work.

I don’t think I could.

I’m not sure I could even play with someone along with The Attorney, let alone play on the side.

Actually I am sure.

Sure that I couldn’t.

The Attorney even asked me once if that was something I would ever want to do.

I can’t remember my exact response, but I know that he has never brought up the hypothetical again.

At least I think it was hypothetical.

It better have been.

Yet, if I was single, I would have no problem being the special guest of a host couple.

And I can be a shameless flirt.

Which The Attorney is fine with.

I just can’t take it further.

And I don’t want him to want me to.

So, I guess it’s more about insecurity than anything.

I grabbed hold of that brass ring and I’m afraid to let go.

Even for a second.

[ fin ]

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Reboot

07/30/2012

It’s back.

Well, it didn’t really go away, but I finally got the overhaul of the LT-Shirt Company web site about 95% complete.

Besides a new cleaner, easier to navigate layout, I have also introduced a few new shirt designs (as well as discontinuing some older ones.)

In addition, I have switched to American Apparel T-Shirts, so the quality is better and it offered me a better color selection.

Check it out.

And buy my shit.

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Oh No, She Di’-n’t

07/30/2012

My sweet little 95 year-old granny has never been a woman without opinions.

She’s generally not mouthy about them, but sometimes a comment will quietly shoot out of her like a dart gun.

Then she’ll move on like nothing happened.

Yesterday afternoon she was watching playback of the Olympic opening ceremonies on the DVR.

“Heavens, she’s looking old,” she offered up.

Granny was throwing shade on the Queen of England.

Makes me wonder what she see in her own mirror.

Particularly since, by my calculations, she was already in about the fourth grade when the Queen was born.

But that was just a warning shot.

“All that money and never has been able to dress herself,” she fired next.

Her Majesty just took one in the neck.

And it was over.

Carry on.

On an unrelated but mildly similar vein, several days ago I playfully growled to The Attorney, “Come over here and let me get a hold of them love handles.”

“Like hell,” he bristled, lifting up his shirt tail to display his waistline. “You see any handles anywhere?”

I didn’t.

Not around his waist.

I was talking about his ears.

Carry on.

[ fin ]

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Olympic Massage

07/27/2012

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Has anyone else noticed that the 2012 Olympics logo looks like somebody giving a blow job?  (Lisa Simpson to a headless man, in fact.)

The tag line for the event is “inspiring a generation.”

With the spreading of this massage message, no wonder Grindr crashed when the athletes arrived in London.

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Hey Ricky You So Fine

07/27/2012

What a way to kick of the Opening Ceremonies day of the 2012 Olympics.

I don’t know too much about swimmer Ricky Berens, except that he made the Olympic team after Phelps pulled out of an event.

And that he’s awful sexy.

And has a huge mouth.

Look at it.

Makes you just want to stick something in it.

I’ll give him a couple of different opening ceremonies.

 

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Large Questions 2

07/27/2012

More LARGE Questions from readers.

Q. The “Practically Perfect” post recently, was there just an urge to vent?

No.  Not really.  I guess it sort of came out that way, but it was actually a response to a comment someone made, regarding The Attorney, that our life together is perfect.  It’s not perfect.  How could it be.  I just don’t tend to like to air dirty laundry.  The the post was sort of a highlight reel of some of the mundane things that make me want to punch him sometimes.

Q. One thing my grandmother did that I loved was every year at the holidays she’d make this beautiful 8 layer coconut cake. I still long for that cake every Christmas. Does your Granny bake a southern Coconut cake and would she be willing to part with the recipe?

Coconut cake is not something that was ever in her repetoire that I can remember.  Rum cake was always the Christmas tradition here.  We’re dense cake kind of folk.  She has not baked in years, but I still make one.  I’ve been toying with sharing that recipe on the blog.  But I don’t know if I can do it until after she’s gone.

Q. How big is your cock?

I figured this question would come along. It’s probably the most asked question I get in life.   Usually by size queens.  They want to hear as big an answer as possible, so instead of a number I say “around three-quarters of a foot.”  Which it is. But the real feature, I’m told, is the unusual thickness.

Q. Do you only top?

Second most asked question.  I can’t say that I have never bottomed nor that I never will in future.  Nor that I get to top all the time. But the top position is what I’m best at.  And what I prefer. As do the folks I’ve been with.

Q. Are you still planning on writing a book and do you have a title?

It’s still in the long range plan. I don’t have a title.  Just the subject: Granny.  But, rather than be a biography, I want to write a fictional story inspired by her life events.  I see it as a way to honor her without talking about stuff she would not have wanted me to.

Q. Haven’t heard much about Granny lately. How is she doing?

She’s doing okay, thanks for asking.  I tend to only write about her when she does or says something that’s sort of remarkable or fascinates me in some way.  Benchmark moments. But she’s been sort of low key and slowly recovering from her issues this past spring.  Which is a good reason to not have much to write about her.

 

Something you want to know?

Ask me, maybe.

 

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Lean and Elegant – NSFW

07/26/2012

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Five years of rolling in the hay with The Attorney has given me a real appreciation for guys with long lean elegant bodies.

Now, at 52 years old, the Attorney doesn’t have the ripped abs and torso this guy does.

But, he is lean and solid.

And elegant.

Looking at this picture makes me think of him.

Maybe it’s the dark wood paneling.

Or the hardwood in my pants.

Most likely it’s the legs…

He can definitely match up in that area.

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Blast The Rainbow

07/25/2012

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They say that your diet can effect your cum.

Taste, consistency, volume, etc.

I guess this is what a diet of hot black men and Skittles will do.

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