Large Questions 3

Posted on August 3, 2012

Latest installment of reader questions.

Q. When was the last time you had a vacation? How long and where did you go ?

A real honest-to-God vacation.  Lordy, I’m thinking about 13 years or so. It was Myrtle Beach for a few days.

Q. When are you coming down under? I know you say you are from the south but you aint as far south as me!

Since your toilets flush backwards and Christmas is in the summer, does that mean you are really further north?  Actually, Australia is on my list of places to visit someday.  Along with Italy, New York, San Francisco, and Houston.

Q. What are the Attorney’s feelings (and yours) about your “long distance relationship” of sorts? Has it ever caused any rifts? Will it change at some point?

It is something that he has had more trouble with than I have.  We actually split up over it for a while early in the relationship. It took him a while to really understand that it’s circumstance, not a preference.  It probably won’t change until Granny passes, although we manage it better now than we used to.  After that, who knows?  Even though he was born in the country, and I was born in the city,  now he’s really a city mouse and I’m really a country mouse.  So we have that to come to terms with.

Q. Reference has been made to your Tumblr page; is it accessible to your readers?

Yes.  You’ve had the power all along.

Q. Is your cock intact or cut? How about the attorney’s? Do you have a preference?

Cut and cut. No preference.  I really don’t have preferences when it comes to peckers. I reserve that for asses and legs.  I sometimes wonder “what if” I had not been circumcised.  It would be a little bit thicker, which would be cool.

 

More to come.

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