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Year: 2013

F*ckable Friday

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I don’t generally go for the young ones.

My tastes seems to run higher in age with each of The Attorney’s birthdays.

But this one stirs The Beast a bit.

Bent over the rolled arm of that sofa, his face pressed into a seat cushion, I might not even notice how young he is.

It’s obvious, even from the front view, he’s got some junk in the the trunk.1

And that trumps a wealth of flaws in my book.

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Apparently it’s juice that does a body good.

Juice, milk…

I got you covered.


  1. No better place to keep tools. 

Is That Racism In Your Pocket?

One was so black that he was almost blue.

The other was so white that he was…well…also almost blue.

They were a couple.

And I was fascinated.

I was fascinated by the extreme contrast of their skin tones.

It was like the whitest guy possible had found the blackest guy possible.

Not that I see it as a problem. I may be a Southerner but I’m not as red as that.

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I’m definitely am not the cross-burning, Obama-hating1, white America-first type of racist.

But my fascination with those guys, who The Attorney and I saw at a party last night, sort of made me wonder if maybe I am guilty of some repressed or unintended form of racism.

Because my fascination extended beyond them as a couple to the black guy in particular.

He was extremely hot.  By far the hotter of the two.  By far hotter than pretty much anyone in attendance.2

So hot that besides awaking The Beast, it awakened a long held fantasy to have sex with a black guy.3

That’s where the question of racism comes in.

If I said I did not want to have sex a guy because of his race, it would clearly be racist.

But, in its own subtle way, isn’t wanting to pour the pipe to a guy because of it a little bit racist, too?

As if somehow the experience would be different because of color.

The fact that this particular guy put the baking powder in my the dough had nothing to do with the fact that he was black.

And my cock is not Affirmative Action.

He just turned me on.

A lot.

Although there may be variations on a theme, all guys probably holler the same, feel the same inside, and cum the same.

So, I can take “Sex With a Black Guy” off my bucket list.

Not because I got to.

Because it never should have been in the list.

Racism not part of my make up.

Not even a little bit.


  1. He has disappointed me, but that has nothing to do with his race. 

  2. Only The Attorney got more of my attention, and I have to admit that on a pure physical level, which is all I had to go on, he smoked The Attorney, too. 

  3. No, I never have. 

Big Ben (Slightly NSFW)

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Seems that everybody’s got a chub for Ben Cohen.

Even the ladies.

No doubt he is ruggedly handsome, in great shape, supports great causes, and  is pretty adorable.

But I just can’t to get fully behind him.

Because he doesn’t have enough behind him.

At least not for my tastes.1

For all his bulging pecs and biceps, he’s lacking a little plump.

I’m judging by rugby player standards of bootie.

I just wish he brought a little more to the scrum.


  1. I’m an ass man. 

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Kissing and F*cking and Head, Oh My!

I was asked that if I had could only have one act for the rest of my life, which would I pick.

Kissing, Fucking, or Head?

That’s tough because I love…I mean really love…all three.

My gut reaction was that I could not give up laying pipe.

But as I thought about it more, I realized that a) already I don’t get to do that as much as I want1, so I guess I could survive; and b) there may come a point in my old age when there’s no more puff in the pastry.2

Head, which I joyfully get plenty of3, unfortunately could also effected by part B above.

So, that leaves kissing, which generally leads to one or both of the other two anyway.

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For the resat of my life.

And will.

Part B be damned.

 


  1. The Attorney can be a wimp.  🙂  

  2. What a dark day that will be. 

  3. The Attorney is extraordinarily oral-centric  and talented. 

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Sex You Know

There are some who say I write about sex too much.

Maybe.

But there are also those who say write what you know.

I’m 38 now, so I have been having sex in some form or another for twenty-five years.

That’s longer than any other single thing I have done in my life other than eat, breathe, and shit.

So, it’s what I know.

And for about the last seven of those twenty-five years, I’ve been doing it with only one person other than myself.

That means nearly a third of my sex life has been with The Attorney.

A third.

Nearly.

That’s sex I know.

Still, so far so good.

Even though everything doesn’t always happen exactly the way I want.

Or the way he wants.

That’s the way it works as it goes from the sex you knew to the sex you know.

There’s compromise.

What starts new as “Wheel of Fortune,” over time becomes more like “Let’s Make A Deal.”

Sometimes you have to give up the envelope to get the big box.

The sex you knew early on has it’s charms.

Like the pulse of excitement you get when he tears the foil wrapper with his teeth.

Or the swell of pride the first time he gets a good handful of what’s to come.

And the first time you discover that this thing…or that…really does the trick.

But the sex you now know is rock solid.

The sex you know doesn’t need words to get started. Sometimes just the sound of a zipper.

And you know exactly what do to cross the finish line.

As well as what to do to not.

Because Knowledge is power.

You know?


  1. Yes, I lost my V-Card at 13…to a woman…who had just had my phentermine 16-year-old brother an hour prior. But, that’s a post for another day. 

  2. And I don’t want to write about shit. 

The New Biceps

Are butts the new biceps?

Remember back in the day that biceps were the show pony muscles?

If you said “make a muscle” to so someone, they would flex their upper arm into a meaty knot somewhere between the size of a baseball and a cantaloupe, depending on genetics and performance enhancers.1

Say it now and they are likely to start twerking.

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It seems like everybody has a hot ass now.2

I’ve been an ass man since even before my better parts started respond to such, and still I swear I’ve never seen so many before.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the next time Dr. David Banner hulks out, he didn’t blow out the seat of his pants.

First, abs were the new biceps.

But they were harder to achieve and even harder to maintain, so attention turned to pecs.

You couldn’t get ten feet out of the house without somebody showing off their chesticles and an over-washed smedium t-shirt.

Everyone had a chest to impress.3

But now, it’s bootie that’s in style.

Something is responsible for the proliferation of plump rump in recents years.

Is it the hormones pumped into today’s food sources? The fact that nearly every guy is a gym bunny anymore? The cut of modern clothing?

I don’t know what is going on.

But it better not stop.

Butts for me are like packages are for crotch watchers.

Packages are the original biceps.

And they’ve never gone out of style.

Wanna see me make a muscle?


  1. Even skinny-boy that I am, I’ve always had good limbs. 

  2. Except me. 

  3. Again, everyone but me.